Build a drug theme park, charge people for entry, and don’t give them the ability to leave and re-enter freely with any kind of stamp scheme. Make sure to overprice drugs inside, much like food vendors in airports.
First, you must lure customers. Advertising must be covert due to legal implications, but you can tell your friends there’s now a fun alternative to sweaty pubs and bars packed full of drunken idiots – an experience theme park just opened, but you need to make a down payment to receive directions. (You may choose to skip the actual creation of the park if the down payments of prospective entrants add up to an admirable sum. Just take the money and pretend you’ve never heard of such a place, and they must have imagined it. If they continue pestering you, feign concern for their mental health because of their obvious delusions.)
Instead of rides that move your body around, like at regular, legal theme parks, this entirely amazing new concept will take the participant on a roller coaster ride through their own mind, or so you may want to promise. IMPORTANT: make no mention of any such thing if you decide to keep down payment moneys.
Inside, charge for the “ride” and force your (former, probably) friends to wait in giant lines. Promise to make them a VIP and able to avoid lines for a further fee. Make sure they understand VIP is just a common term you’ve used to harvest their money, and that they are not, in fact, very important at all.
Or, you can skip all this greedy money making stuff and just have huge drug-tents with snorting rooms and nos rooms and other magical things. But that ain’t gonna pay for itself, is what I’m saying. You can minimise costs by having rooms instead of pavilions, but then it’s just like having your friends over for a drug night, and that’s not really a scheme, nor will you profit from it.
Filed under: Mind-Vomit, Substance Enthusiasm | 2 Comments
Tags: amusement, Drugs, Making money, Taking advantage of people, Theme parks
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