What captain pinhead can do for YOU

07Sep08

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This blog should distract you

from the mediocrity of existence

for a good two hours.

it distracted me for many more hours

Choose your distraction:

sQuotes

Hilarity is the best thing for all forms of “life-ache”, especially boredom. I have hand-picked the finest Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg & Jack Handey quotes for your amusement, add your own, the Demetri Martin post has turned into a huge database of all of the funnies he ever made thanks to comments.

Visual amusement

I’m not a drug addict, I’m a “substance enthusiast”. As such, I have amalgamated some material on the following topic – pictures, experiences, ridiculous theories of the mind formed on hallucinogens and dissociative anaesthetics, that sort of thing. If you too are a “substance enthusiast”, or if you suffer from self restraint but want to know what it’s like, click below.

Drugs

I also have a few entries which are best described as “mind-vomit” – I touch type, and sometimes the effects of the aforementioned “substances” make me inspired and motivated to expel the contents of my brain into wordpress. If you want to see inside someone’s head, these may prove interesting, or terrifying, but definitely distracting.

Mind-Vomit

I’ve also written a few rants disparaging a wide range of things, which you will appreciate to the extent that you recognize the joy that can be derived from the mocking of imbeciles; do let me know if you are an insult connoisseur yourself. If you happen to be one of the dim-witted individuals that I rip on, I encourage you to comment if I have insulted you, for your remarks will no doubt unravel a new dimension of retardation on your part.

Mocking

I am trying to cure the stupidity of the masses, not just pinpoint and ridicule it. Mostly I attempt this in a structured “essay-like” form, only because that’s the best way to convey a coherent argument. Have no fear, they are not the tedious, mind-numbingly dry essays that educational facilities require one to churn out; they have a healthy dose of ridiculousness and inappropriateness, otherwise I would not suggest them as distractions from boredom but, rather, potential causes. I’ll put more up as I sift through my computer and find them, they shall be philosophy/psychology-based, with a particular focus on tearing down religion; they should interest someone who doesn’t just want to distract themselves from the shortcomings of life indefinitely; creatures who actually want to do something about the state of things, if they exist.

Essays

That’s about it, time for ye to go back to the tedium of reality.

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