I have Migrated to Greener Pastures.

29Dec11

Or, rather, more expensive, flashier and less restrictive pastures – at http://www.surrealisations.com. Whilst grazing there I plan to focus my writing more on issues of import – soon I shall be denouncing the concept of open mindedness, sharing a hilariously quirky piece of world news-related trivia that is bound to entice hearty chuckling and proposing a voting procedure that will make democracy run smoother whilst pointing out the bumps in its current path. And that’s just in the next week – I’m also expanding my mastery of programs from “word” and “paint” to also include “photoshop”, and thus I’ll be able to illustrate the quirky scenarios and such that have thus far been imprisioned in my scull. I shall also share some gruesome images of self-harm which have been censored out of wordpress and deviantart in the interests of bringing the behaviour out of the dark, dispelling ignorance about it and abolishing shame related to compulsive self-harming behaviours. I’ll be scanning olden images and juxtaposing them with incredibly inappropriate captions for the sake of our mutual amusement as well. For now,  I’ve kick-started the other blog with this blog’s contents, though the about me has 200% more content and 10x more obstreperousness packed into it. Feel free to comment on the style, I’m fairly certain the font, though undoubtedly quirktastic, is too pompous to be read smoothly. Or perhaps the two complaining parties are too blame for either reading my words too roughly or their intolerance to obscure fonts.

The new blog will feature easier navigating methods, a system of internal links between similar articles that has the advantage of actual functionality as well as a categorising system which is highly superior to the oafish attempt I made to categorize my blogs as they were being created. No un ategorised material running hageldy-pageldy on your page, categorical overlapping only when posts fall into two distinct categories and not because the categories themselves are undifferentiated and similar – there are even sub-menus, instead of “sub-menu”.

To all my readers, past and present, I just wanted to say that I’m really looking forward to…

simply steer my body so I can avoid bumping into shit while I walk.

A taste of things to come…my first photoshopped creation! Clicking it links to the new site.

 

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