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I found this in an old book; wouldn’t a video of this ridiculous behavior be most amusing? If anyone has seen a lizard like this, put it in next to a mirror, film the ensuing hilarity, post it on youtube then send me a link.
Also, I can’t believe people still think someone intelligent is responsible [...]
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Tags: Aggression, Animals, funny pictures, Humor, Humour, Lizard, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Ridiculous, Unintelligent design
Drug Addict?
To those who say I have a drug problem,
I say I have a drug solution.
To those that say I’m a drug addict,
I say I’m a substance enthusiast.
To those that say they care about me and want to help me,
I say… lend me money.
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Tags: addict, addiction, Drugs, fiend, Substance Enthusiasm
This is the bare minimum you need to know if you’ve decided upon taking nitrous but haven’t the slightest idea how.
Step one – purchase or beg to borrow one of these:
They are sold in kitchenware shops, and on online; regular humans tend to refer to them as “cream whippers” or “soda siphons”. Nos-heads call them [...]
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Tags: cream chargers, laughing gas, Nitrous, nitrous oxide, Nos, Substance Enthusiasm, tripping, Tripping balls - how to
Nos Necessities
What is absolutely Nosessary
Yes, there have been deaths attributed to nitrous, no, nitrous doesn’t kill you. Every single one of the deaths “caused” by nitrous has been indirect; a product of improper circumstances; preventable. Follow this simple list and avoid all danger (apart from the danger of not having a good time, for that you [...]
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Tags: asphyxiation, laughing gas, Nitrous, nitrous oxide, Nos, nosessary, Substance Enthusiasm, tripping, Tripping balls - how to
Nitrous Oxide cons and pros
If you’re concerned the dangers or negative outcomes of nos inhalation, or you can’t decide whether you want to take it or not, you’ve come to the right place.
Nitrous Pros
• Nos is ‘the drug drug’. The experience is fundamentally different to everything you’ve ever known. [1] It is a dissociative anesthetic, with the power to [...]
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Tags: Dissociative anaesthetic, hallucinogens, How to take nos, laughing gas, Nitrous, Nos, nos cons, nos pros, nosessary, psychonaut, Substance Enthusiasm, trip, Tripping balls - how to
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This blog should distract you
from the mediocrity of existence
for a good two hours.
it distracted me for many more hours
Choose your distraction:
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Hilarity is the best thing for all forms of “life-ache”, especially boredom. I have hand-picked the finest Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg & Jack Handey quotes for your amusement, add your own, the Demetri [...]
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Tags: amusement, boredom repellant, captain pinhead, cure for boredom, distraction, introduction
If you eat meat and your attitude to preachy vegetarians is “shut your pie hole”, the short piece I’ve written below promises a sure-fire way to have an answer to anyone who tries to convert you. You may, in the process of reading it realize some things about your culinary choices that could help you [...]
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Tags: animal cruelty, eating meat, ethics, life, mankind, meat, morality, morals, philosophy, thinking, vegetarian, vegetarianism
Feels much like this to me:
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Tags: Collage, hallucinogens, lizards, Magic mushrooms, Nitrous, Nos, psilocybin, seeing things, shrooms, slowing time, time dialation, trip
Nos Is…
The best depiction of nitrous times…
hmmm makes me Nostalgic…
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Tags: Dissociative anaesthetic, laughing gas, Leunig, Nitrous, Nos
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