Do you eat meat? Be prepared for vegetarians who will no doubt eventually try to guilt trip you – with my tested, foolproof “Vegetarian Repellant!”

19Jun08

If you eat meat and your attitude to preachy vegetarians is “shut your pie hole”, the short piece I’ve written below promises a sure-fire way to have an answer to anyone who tries to convert you. You may, in the process of reading it realize some things about your culinary choices that could help you [...]

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Tags: animal cruelty, eating meat, ethics, life, mankind, meat, morality, morals, philosophy, thinking, vegetarian, vegetarianism

Isolated thoughts

18Apr08

Bus tickets must be beings of uttermost confidence, for their sole function is to be validated.
I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer…
Food is the opiate of the massive.
I aim to please…. myself, primarily.
Whenever I’m not feeling myself, I like to feel other people.
Following things blindly must be hard.
And [...]

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Tags: distraction, random, reincarnation, Religion

Behold: my descent into madness

16Dec06

“I am sure the air in heaven must be this wonder-working gas of delight” – Robert Southey
Nitrous oxide experiences which suggest determinism: a rant which suggests growing insanity.

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Tags: Determinism, Disillusionment, Free will, Nitrous, Nos

Amphetamines and butt-holes: the age old question of tightness.

01Oct06

So I went to a gay bar and asked all of the twitchy gay people who looked like they were on meth if they take it to loosen their butt hole and make penetration less painful. I’ve read a lot of stupid people’s blogs which assert such things, and it’s been eating away at me, [...]

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Tags: Amphetamines, energy, meth, motivation, Substance Enthusiasm, whizz

Intercultural Assimilation / Too Much “Caffiene” for Pinhead = Tangent Filled Ramblings

24Sep06

There is no direct translation of “ok” and “have fun” in Russian. Improper translations sound off, and even sexual at times. Basically there’s no way of saying these things in Russian. At first I thought this was because in Russia nobody is ok, and nobody is having fun, so they wouldn’t need corresponding words. I [...]

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Tags: Amphetamines, Culture, Fakers, Language, motivation, Pleasantries, Posers, Russia, whizz

Money Making Scheme #1 – “drug” theme park

19Sep06

Build a drug theme park, charge people for entry, and don’t give them the ability to leave and re-enter freely with any kind of stamp scheme. Make sure to overprice drugs inside, much like food vendors in airports.
First, you must lure customers. Advertising must be covert due to legal implications, but you can tell your [...]

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Tags: amusement, Drugs, Making money, Taking advantage of people, Theme parks

A recipie for revenge.

19Sep06

It’s a lot easier to get away with setting someone you know on fire if you do it in the mosh pit at a show. It must be done during a slow song, when everyone gets out their lighters and partakes in dangerously flammable behaviour. Then it can look like an accident, or better yet, [...]

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Tags: Posers, Revenge, Scene Kids, The Extermination of