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You mock those who blindly follow the majority…turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.

25Dec06

Avoiding something simply because it is “cool”* is nearly as bad as liking something merely on the basis of it’s socially favoured status. This is because a person undertaking the former is still acknowledging the “cool” status of the item in question, and deciding their position on something solely because of the opinions of the [...]

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Tags: Posers, Scene Kids

Christmas Arrogance and Malevolence for All

25Dec06

Nobody is online because secretly, you’re all religious nutsacks and I bet you are celebrating the birth of your messiah and wearing knitted sweaters whilst unpacking gifts with your families on a rug by a fireplace somewhere. Well I hope you carelessly allow a ribbon to fall into the fireplace when you ravage yet another [...]

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Tags: Christianity, Religion, Ridiculing Religion

Nos: because you don’t have to be conscious to explore consciousness.

14Dec06

So I have been researching and concluding, and I’ve been doing so with the aid of copious amounts of nitrous oxide. Generally my blinding insights are lost before I can translate them into words. Lately I’ve been bringing some stuff back from wonderland. If there are fellow Nos heads out there I need to know [...]

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Tags: Drug guide, How to take nos, laughing gas, Nitrous, Nos, Tripping balls - how to

Died of an inoperable brain…

14Dec06

It’s probably wrong to find this amusing. But I can conjure up images of doctors breaking the news to family about how his brain just didn’t operate and there’s nothing they could do. I think more and more people should die of this condition. But it’s not usually not fatal.

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Tags: amusement, Stupidity

Mocking the Masses

28Oct06

can’t take credit for these…bitchslap chicken made them. He’s my trusty sidekick. Together we mock, ridicule and ponder ourselves into oblivion.

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Tags: Christianity, Existentialism, Humour, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion

The Sinister Menace Of Poodle-Chicken

24Sep06

The age-old question has finally been answered. Yes, you can interbreed chickens and dogs. No, you shouldn’t do so, as this will be the result; God’s little punch line.

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Tags: Chicken, joy, Ridiculing Religion, seeing things

Proof that idiots are getting tattoos, and giving them it would seem.

19Sep06

Not only did the guy not realise that his stupidity would be forever branded on his arms, the tattooist failed to notice the error as well. Then, instead of hiding in shame for the rest of his life, this guy goes on to photograph his cliched yet misspelt slogan and place it on bmezine, for [...]

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Tags: amusement, Hardcore Stereotypes, Scene Kids, Stupidity, Tattoos, Tough Imbeciles

Evidence of acute stupidity amongst the religious

18Sep06

Scrolling through forum groups, I stumbled upon this. Witness the top group:

“are” doesn’t even sound like “our”, it sounds more like “AAAARGH” which was, incidentally, my immediate reaction.

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Tags: amusement, Christianity, God, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Stupidity

“Being morbid + Appearing artistic” – Two trends combine to produce a new, horrific brand of posers.

17Sep06

Here are some of the more pathetic attempts at appearing dark and macabre with the use of Sir Inge that I have found on DeviantArt. Artistic meaning: nill.

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Tags: DeviantArt, Disillusionment, Fakers, injecting, Morbid, Myspace, Posers, Scene Kids

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