Lizard Fears Self – A Rare Consequence of Aggression

04May09

I found this in an old book; wouldn’t a video of this ridiculous behavior be most amusing? If anyone has seen a lizard like this, put it in next to a mirror, film the ensuing hilarity, post it on youtube then send me a link.
Also, I can’t believe people still think someone intelligent is responsible [...]

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Tags: Aggression, Animals, funny pictures, Humor, Humour, Lizard, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Ridiculous, Unintelligent design

Nos Is…

03May08

The best depiction of nitrous times…

hmmm makes me Nostalgic…

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Tags: Dissociative anaesthetic, laughing gas, Leunig, Nitrous, Nos

Died of an inoperable brain…

14Dec06

It’s probably wrong to find this amusing. But I can conjure up images of doctors breaking the news to family about how his brain just didn’t operate and there’s nothing they could do. I think more and more people should die of this condition. But it’s not usually not fatal.

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Tags: amusement, Stupidity

Mocking the Masses

28Oct06

can’t take credit for these…bitchslap chicken made them. He’s my trusty sidekick. Together we mock, ridicule and ponder ourselves into oblivion.

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Tags: Christianity, Existentialism, Humour, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion

What i’ve been doing

28Oct06

Collage: for people who want to make art and yet completely lack artistic talent. Lookit at criticise. I suggest saying something along the lines of “well, art is a bit of a stretch…” etc.

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Tags: Amphetamines, Collage, energy, injecting, joy, meth, motivation, shooting up, Substance Enthusiasm, whizz

The Sinister Menace Of Poodle-Chicken

24Sep06

The age-old question has finally been answered. Yes, you can interbreed chickens and dogs. No, you shouldn’t do so, as this will be the result; God’s little punch line.

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Tags: Chicken, joy, Ridiculing Religion, seeing things

Proof that idiots are getting tattoos, and giving them it would seem.

19Sep06

Not only did the guy not realise that his stupidity would be forever branded on his arms, the tattooist failed to notice the error as well. Then, instead of hiding in shame for the rest of his life, this guy goes on to photograph his cliched yet misspelt slogan and place it on bmezine, for [...]

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Tags: amusement, Hardcore Stereotypes, Scene Kids, Stupidity, Tattoos, Tough Imbeciles

Evidence of acute stupidity amongst the religious

18Sep06

Scrolling through forum groups, I stumbled upon this. Witness the top group:

“are” doesn’t even sound like “our”, it sounds more like “AAAARGH” which was, incidentally, my immediate reaction.

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Tags: amusement, Christianity, God, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Stupidity