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Hilarity is the best thing for all forms of “life-ache”, especially boredom. I have hand-picked the finest Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg & Jack Handey quotes for your amusement, add your own, the Demetri [...]
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Tags: amusement, boredom repellant, captain pinhead, cure for boredom, distraction, introduction
Died of an inoperable brain…
It’s probably wrong to find this amusing. But I can conjure up images of doctors breaking the news to family about how his brain just didn’t operate and there’s nothing they could do. I think more and more people should die of this condition. But it’s not usually not fatal.
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Tags: amusement, Stupidity
Demetri Martin Quotes
Slacking off on original material, propagating the hilarity of others instead. Enjoy!
“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank [...]
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Tags: amusement, Comedy, Demetri Martin, Humor, Humour, joy, Mitch Hedberg, Quotes
Jack Handey Quotes
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, ‘Hey, can you give me a hand?,’ you can say, ‘Sorry, got these sacks.’
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff at them personally, to their [...]
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Tags: amusement, boredom repellant, Comedy, Demetri Martin, Humor, Humour, Jack Handey, joy, Mitch Hedberg
Build a drug theme park, charge people for entry, and don’t give them the ability to leave and re-enter freely with any kind of stamp scheme. Make sure to overprice drugs inside, much like food vendors in airports.
First, you must lure customers. Advertising must be covert due to legal implications, but you can tell your [...]
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Tags: amusement, Drugs, Making money, Taking advantage of people, Theme parks
Not only did the guy not realise that his stupidity would be forever branded on his arms, the tattooist failed to notice the error as well. Then, instead of hiding in shame for the rest of his life, this guy goes on to photograph his cliched yet misspelt slogan and place it on bmezine, for [...]
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Tags: amusement, Hardcore Stereotypes, Scene Kids, Stupidity, Tattoos, Tough Imbeciles
Scrolling through forum groups, I stumbled upon this. Witness the top group:
“are” doesn’t even sound like “our”, it sounds more like “AAAARGH” which was, incidentally, my immediate reaction.
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Tags: amusement, Christianity, God, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Stupidity
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