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Christmas Arrogance and Malevolence for All

25Dec06

Nobody is online because secretly, you’re all religious nutsacks and I bet you are celebrating the birth of your messiah and wearing knitted sweaters whilst unpacking gifts with your families on a rug by a fireplace somewhere. Well I hope you carelessly allow a ribbon to fall into the fireplace when you ravage yet another [...]

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Tags: Christianity, Religion, Ridiculing Religion

“Fine Tuning” and Intelligent Design – do new scientific findings prove the necessity of a designer?

11Nov06

Most cultures have, at some stage, postulated the existence of a supernatural being to rationalize observed phenomena devoid of alternative explanation. All such inferences can be collectively termed “arguments from design”, the goal of which is to ascertain that the universe was designed for life; often, human life in particular. One of the first recorded [...]

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Tags: Christianity, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Stupidity

Mocking the Masses

28Oct06

can’t take credit for these…bitchslap chicken made them. He’s my trusty sidekick. Together we mock, ridicule and ponder ourselves into oblivion.

Filed under: The Joys of Mocking, Visual Amusement | 4 Comments
Tags: Christianity, Existentialism, Humour, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion

Evidence of acute stupidity amongst the religious

18Sep06

Scrolling through forum groups, I stumbled upon this. Witness the top group:

“are” doesn’t even sound like “our”, it sounds more like “AAAARGH” which was, incidentally, my immediate reaction.

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Tags: amusement, Christianity, God, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Stupidity

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Posts Tagged ‘Christianity’

Christmas Arrogance and Malevolence for All

“Fine Tuning” and Intelligent Design – do new scientific findings prove the necessity of a designer?

Mocking the Masses

Evidence of acute stupidity amongst the religious

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