What captain pinhead can do for YOU

07Sep08

space

This blog should distract you
from the mediocrity of existence
for a good two hours.
it distracted me for many more hours
Choose your distraction:
sQuotes
Hilarity is the best thing for all forms of “life-ache”, especially boredom. I have hand-picked the finest Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg & Jack Handey quotes for your amusement, add your own, the Demetri [...]

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Isolated thoughts

18Apr08

Bus tickets must be beings of uttermost confidence, for their sole function is to be validated.
I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer…
Food is the opiate of the massive.
I aim to please…. myself, primarily.
Whenever I’m not feeling myself, I like to feel other people.
Following things blindly must be hard.
And [...]

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Tags: distraction, random, reincarnation, Religion