Posts Tagged ‘Drugs’

Drug Addict?

19Dec08

To those who say I have a drug problem,
I say I have a drug solution.
To those that say I’m a drug addict,
I say I’m a substance enthusiast.
To those that say they care about me and want to help me,
I say…              lend me money.


Build a drug theme park, charge people for entry, and don’t give them the ability to leave and re-enter freely with any kind of stamp scheme. Make sure to overprice drugs inside, much like food vendors in airports.
First, you must lure customers. Advertising must be covert due to legal implications, but you can tell your [...]