Posts Tagged ‘God’
“I’d like to call my kid Ladies and Gentlemen: “This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen.” Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please!”” – Louis CK “I was licking jelly off my boyfriend’s penis, then all of a sudden I started thinking, “oh, my God, I’m turning […]
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musings of an overactive mind 