What i’ve been doing

28Oct06

Collage: for people who want to make art and yet completely lack artistic talent. Lookit at criticise. I suggest saying something along the lines of “well, art is a bit of a stretch…” etc.

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Demetri Martin Quotes

01Oct06

Slacking off on original material, propagating the hilarity of others instead. Enjoy!

“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank [...]

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Jack Handey Quotes

24Sep06

To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, ‘Hey, can you give me a hand?,’ you can say, ‘Sorry, got these sacks.’
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff at them personally, to their [...]

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The Sinister Menace Of Poodle-Chicken

24Sep06

The age-old question has finally been answered. Yes, you can interbreed chickens and dogs. No, you shouldn’t do so, as this will be the result; God’s little punch line.

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