Lizard Fears Self – A Rare Consequence of Aggression

04May09

I found this in an old book; wouldn’t a video of this ridiculous behavior be most amusing? If anyone has seen a lizard like this, put it in next to a mirror, film the ensuing hilarity, post it on youtube then send me a link.
Also, I can’t believe people still think someone intelligent is responsible [...]

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Tags: Aggression, Animals, funny pictures, Humor, Humour, Lizard, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Ridiculous, Unintelligent design

Isolated thoughts

18Apr08

Bus tickets must be beings of uttermost confidence, for their sole function is to be validated.
I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer…
Food is the opiate of the massive.
I aim to please…. myself, primarily.
Whenever I’m not feeling myself, I like to feel other people.
Following things blindly must be hard.
And [...]

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Tags: distraction, random, reincarnation, Religion

Christmas Arrogance and Malevolence for All

25Dec06

Nobody is online because secretly, you’re all religious nutsacks and I bet you are celebrating the birth of your messiah and wearing knitted sweaters whilst unpacking gifts with your families on a rug by a fireplace somewhere. Well I hope you carelessly allow a ribbon to fall into the fireplace when you ravage yet another [...]

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Tags: Christianity, Religion, Ridiculing Religion

“Fine Tuning” and Intelligent Design – do new scientific findings prove the necessity of a designer?

11Nov06

Most cultures have, at some stage, postulated the existence of a supernatural being to rationalize observed phenomena devoid of alternative explanation. All such inferences can be collectively termed “arguments from design”, the goal of which is to ascertain that the universe was designed for life; often, human life in particular. One of the first recorded [...]

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Tags: Christianity, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Stupidity

Mocking the Masses

28Oct06

can’t take credit for these…bitchslap chicken made them. He’s my trusty sidekick. Together we mock, ridicule and ponder ourselves into oblivion.

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Tags: Christianity, Existentialism, Humour, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion

Evidence of acute stupidity amongst the religious

18Sep06

Scrolling through forum groups, I stumbled upon this. Witness the top group:

“are” doesn’t even sound like “our”, it sounds more like “AAAARGH” which was, incidentally, my immediate reaction.

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Tags: amusement, Christianity, God, Jesus, Religion, Ridiculing Religion, Stupidity