Archive for September, 2008
Bus tickets must be beings of uttermost confidence, for their sole function is to be validated. I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer… Food is the opiate of the massive. Following things blindly must be hard.
Filed under: Distract yourself from the mediocrity of existence with, Mind-Vomit, Quotes, Substance Enthusiasm, The Joys of Mocking, Things that may stimulate you in your brain-space | 3 Comments
Tags: Demetri Martin, distraction, emo phillips, following things blindly, funnies, groping, Jokes, mind vomit, Mitch Hedberg, One-liners, random, reincarnation, Religion, stupendous, vegetarianism
space This blog should distract you from the mediocrity of existence for a good five hours. it distracted me for many more hours Choose your distraction: Quotes Hilarity is the best thing for all forms of “life-ache”, especially boredom. I have hand-picked the finest Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg & Jack Handey quotes for your amusement […]
Filed under: Distract yourself from the mediocrity of existence with, Mind-Vomit, Quotes, Substance Enthusiasm, The Joys of Mocking, Things that may stimulate you in your brain-space, Visual Amusement | 6 Comments
Tags: amusement, boredom repellant, captain pinhead, cure for boredom, distraction, introduction
DON’T COMMENT ON THE DEMETRI POST UNLESS YOU’RE ADDING A QUOTE TO UPDATE IT- for all other comments click here and I’ll direct you.
If you have a quote that I have missed, or a new quote, feel free to comment on it the Demetri Quotes Post – it’s supposed to be a self-maintaining, growing collection of his works, updated by readers. Lately, there has been far too many irrelevant comments to this end – so here are the […]
Filed under: For Comments on Demetri that Aren't Quote Updates, Quotes | 5 Comments
Tags: bitching, demetri fans, flame wars, hatred, loathing, petty, whining, wrath