Bus tickets must be beings of uttermost confidence, for their sole function is to be validated.
I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer…
Food is the opiate of the massive.
Following things blindly must be hard.
And then it dawned on me – the sun.
You are what you eat only while you’re eating meat.
I believe in reunincarnation. We start off with nonexistence, we exist for a while, and upon dying, we return to the nonexistence.
Whenever I’m not feeling myself, I feel other people.
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