Archive for October, 2009

  We fur-challenged monkeys, with our superior opposable thumbs, designed clothes to keep our inferior weak bodies from freezing. Fat stores are reserves in case of future hunger, also working as a level of insulation to protect our organs from the harsh weather. These things kept our species alive through the ice age, when, as […]

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My first two words were “NO” and “gimme”. It seems not much has  changed since then, though my vocabulary has grown somewhat  bigger. In a nutshell, all I really communicate 60% of the time are  rejections of things and desires for things I want. 60% is of course a  purely random figure, speculated by me, […]

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Slacking off on original material, propagating the hilarity of others instead. Enjoy! “I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank […]

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