You’ve heard about God creating the universe, seeing that it was good and all, but have you seen the mutants he’s been spawning of late? Are they God’s bloopers, manifestations of his sense of humour, does he have a day off and let jesus do some of the creating? If it’s the former then he can’t be all powerful, if it’s the latter, he’s got quite a sadistic sense of humour for someone supposedly holy. Do these mutants look like they were personally sculpted by an all-knowing, all-powerful and all-good being, or are they more adequately explained within the theory of evolution: as random genetic mutations? These mutations fail to give their bearers a reproductive advantage amongst their kind, thus, their oddities were not “naturally selected” since this means they were not evolutionarily beneficial.
Can anyone still say “intelligent design” with a straight face?
There will be more of some of nature’s best bloopers up shortly, at about the pace of a freak per week, since the scanning process is long and monotonous and Freak per Week sounds crisp.
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