Isolated Thoughts #2
There was a fine line between right and wrong, until I snorted it.
I need to develop some patience, immediately.
I’ve never read an article of clothing.
I mind my own business..and struck gold.
I’ve never done anything half-arsedly – if I decide to do something, I make sure I do it full arsedly.
You can look down on anyone if you tilt your head back enough.
My favourite stereotype is Sony.
I smoked the pot at the end of the rainbow.
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