Posts Tagged ‘comedian’

Slacking off on original material, propagating the hilarity of others instead. Enjoy! “I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank […]

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I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.” I went to the store, bought eight apples. The clerk said, “Do you want me to put them in a bag?” I said, “No, […]

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