Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’

“I’d like to call my kid Ladies and Gentlemen: “This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen.” Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please!”” – Louis CK “I was licking jelly off my boyfriend’s penis, then all of a sudden I started thinking, “oh, my God, I’m turning […]

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“Airflow through the nasal passages is normally asymmetrical because of alternating changes in nasal resistance in each nostril… This nasal cycle has a periodicity of approximately 2 hours and is found in 80% of the population. The reason for its existence is uncertain. A simple explanation is that it permits one side of the nose […]

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Being a Jerk can be incredibly fulfilling. By reading this article you are taking the first step to becoming a complete and utter Jerk with little or no regard for anyone but yourself. Upon completion of this basic training, you will be able to re-enter into society and “Jerk it up a notch” with your […]

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http://www.marriedtothesea.com: Spectacular.

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You’ve heard about God creating the universe, seeing that it was good and all, but have you seen the mutants he’s been spawning of late? Are they God’s bloopers, manifestations of his sense of humour, does he have a day off and let jesus do some of the creating? If it’s the former then he […]

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Slacking off on original material, propagating the hilarity of others instead. Enjoy! “I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank […]

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The best of the best of Stephen Wright’s Jokes* I can levitate birds. No one cares. I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. On the other hand, you have different fingers. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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