Posts Tagged ‘Humour’

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.” I went to the store, bought eight apples. The clerk said, “Do you want me to put them in a bag?” I said, “No, […]

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can’t take credit for these…bitchslap chicken made them. He’s my trusty sidekick. Together we mock, ridicule and ponder ourselves into oblivion.

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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, ‘Hey, can you give me a hand?,’ you can say, ‘Sorry, got these sacks.’ We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff at them personally, to […]

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