Posts Tagged ‘random’
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together… as this will assist the police officers who are about to arrest you all. No matter what went wrong, she could always rely on one thing to lift her spirits – her hand. I’m really looking forward to…. to simply….prevent me from bumping into any more things. […]
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Trippy, magnificent, stupendous. If you are thus inclined, let your highness witness the premier. If this makes no sense, never mind, just watch it now. “Time out” – by Pritt Parn, an Estonian animator.
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We fur-challenged monkeys, with our superior opposable thumbs, designed clothes to keep our inferior weak bodies from freezing. Fat stores are reserves in case of future hunger, also working as a level of insulation to protect our organs from the harsh weather. These things kept our species alive through the ice age, when, as […]
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Bus tickets must be beings of uttermost confidence, for their sole function is to be validated. I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer… Food is the opiate of the massive. Following things blindly must be hard.
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The best of the best of Stephen Wright’s Jokes* I can levitate birds. No one cares. I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. On the other hand, you have different fingers. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
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