Posts Tagged ‘thoughts’
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together… as this will assist the police officers who are about to arrest you all. No matter what went wrong, she could always rely on one thing to lift her spirits – her hand. I’m really looking forward to…. to simply….prevent me from bumping into any more things. […]
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There was a fine line between right and wrong, until I snorted it. I need to develop some patience, immediately. I’ve never read an article of clothing. I mind my own business..and struck gold.
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