Posts Tagged ‘rant’
The Eventual Point of this Story: Today’s theory is that all dinosaurs came from a common ancestor who should obviously be named Hpothesaurus Rex due to the speculative nature of his existence. Here is what he may or may not have looked like. He had countless unique features, of which nothing is known for certain […]
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Once upon a time the world was a comforting place in which to live, for we human beings were able to embrace a worldview that provided us with endless flattery and ego gratification. The whole universe, we were told, had been created by God FOR US. We had been placed at the physical and moral […]
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A tail tale
We were late to our tutorial today because we were distracted by a bizarre spectacle whilst wandering from the car to the campus. We were walking along the lake (or river if you must), admiring the scenery, birds, and other such natural manifestations of beauty. A bunch of seagulls and ducks were clustered in a […]
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We fur-challenged monkeys, with our superior opposable thumbs, designed clothes to keep our inferior weak bodies from freezing. Fat stores are reserves in case of future hunger, also working as a level of insulation to protect our organs from the harsh weather. These things kept our species alive through the ice age, when, as […]
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My first two words were “NO” and “gimme”. It seems not much has changed since then, though my vocabulary has grown somewhat bigger. In a nutshell, all I really communicate 60% of the time are rejections of things and desires for things I want. 60% is of course a purely random figure, speculated by me, […]
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musings of an overactive mind 