Posts Tagged ‘distraction’
For your amusement
http://www.marriedtothesea.com: Spectacular.
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Isolated thoughts #3
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together… as this will assist the police officers who are about to arrest you all. No matter what went wrong, she could always rely on one thing to lift her spirits – her hand. I’m really looking forward to…. to simply….prevent me from bumping into any more things. […]
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Isolated Thoughts #2
There was a fine line between right and wrong, until I snorted it. I need to develop some patience, immediately. I’ve never read an article of clothing. I mind my own business..and struck gold.
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Zine
So I made a little zine. It’s a tad silly to post it here, since part of the point of zines (from magazine – a magazine without the “maga” hugeness) is actually putting something DIY out into the world, in unlikely places like cafes, sprinkling the world with your writing, swapping with other writers – […]
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Tags: distraction, DIY, DIY magazine, e-zine, ezine, publication, writing, zine
Isolated thoughts
Bus tickets must be beings of uttermost confidence, for their sole function is to be validated. I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer… Food is the opiate of the massive. Following things blindly must be hard.
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Tags: Demetri Martin, distraction, emo phillips, following things blindly, funnies, groping, Jokes, mind vomit, Mitch Hedberg, One-liners, random, reincarnation, Religion, stupendous, vegetarianism
space This blog should distract you from the mediocrity of existence for a good five hours. it distracted me for many more hours Choose your distraction: Quotes Hilarity is the best thing for all forms of “life-ache”, especially boredom. I have hand-picked the finest Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg & Jack Handey quotes for your amusement […]
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Tags: amusement, boredom repellant, captain pinhead, cure for boredom, distraction, introduction
Stephen Wright Quotes
The best of the best of Stephen Wright’s Jokes* I can levitate birds. No one cares. I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. On the other hand, you have different fingers. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
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musings of an overactive mind 